Wanted (2008)刺客聯盟

What kind of movie is it?

I began to write,

"It was a sad attempt at" when I realized that I didn't know what the movie wanted to be.

Action film: It was full of action,

but it was so unrealistic that it was not unbelievable

unless you believe a delivery truck could actually race a Viper.

Comedy: The hero is recruited into a society of assassins who are also weavers.

Weavers? Several attempts of humor fail in this area.

Romance: Angelina and the hero share a kiss and then nothing.

Super hero: Characters can make bullets curve in flight.

Mystery: It is a success as a mystery. I could not figure out what the story was.

Science Fiction: Sometimes perhaps. It tried to be the matrix but failed.



Note to director: Don't build your movie around showing

how great your special effects people are at showing blood.

Note to director: If you hire Angelina, use her talents.

Note to Angelina: You are getting some lines in your face.

It is time for some surgery or at least a more talented makeup artist.

Note to viewers: Watch something else.